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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

image

amortentiafashion:

Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

therapsida:

great going “dick smith”