what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
great going “dick smith”